i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’
I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan
USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE
wait…you guys make toasties in pans?
my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.